Friday, August 7, 2009

You know you're a mommy when...

  • You have snotty tissues in your pocket, but the snot isn't yours.
  • Getting open-mouthed, slobbery kisses on your chin is the highlight of your day.
  • "No touch" is the number 1 phrase in your vocabulary.
  • If butt-smelling (poop-detecting) were an Olympic sport, you'd have a gold medal.

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